gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and spilled fries

maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

earthnation:

1. “hello”

earthnation:

1. “hello”

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

bussykiller:

answering your boyfriend’s calls like

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earningmyimaginears:

notsoplainbutinsanejane:

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL MAKE THIS STUPID JOKE

OH MY GOD

vaginal-erection:

tobeanavengersfangirl:

motherfuckingsamulet:

venomturtle:

this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post