earthnation:

1. “hello”

earthnation:

1. “hello”

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

bussykiller:

answering your boyfriend’s calls like

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earningmyimaginears:

notsoplainbutinsanejane:

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL MAKE THIS STUPID JOKE

OH MY GOD

vaginal-erection:

tobeanavengersfangirl:

motherfuckingsamulet:

venomturtle:

this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

skepkitty:

bonsaifiasco:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

skepkitty:

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

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LOOK AT THIS

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

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that is the face of a broken man

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

thejudge:

kaname-madoka:

(◕‿‿◕✿◕✿)(◕‿◕✿) FIRI IEDNYL (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿‿◕✿FR‿◕✿IEN ◕DLY ✿) REMINDER FRIENDLY (◕‿◕✿) reminder freminder that FRIENDLY REMINder friend ly re mider that it’s okay to ‿◕✿ friend

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ MEME FRIED DINNER ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノຈ༽ FRIEヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ D FRENCH MEME NUGGETヽ༼ຈل͜༼ຈຈ༽ノ

giantclitoris:

Club Penguin got an update

giantclitoris:

Club Penguin got an update

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are