restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8
me: honey i never stop serving
Being on Grindr at 2am is what I imagine the Sahara desert to be like.
Baron and lifeless, but every now and then you get that little noise and you expect to find a oasis, it’s not it’s actually a 40 year old man sending you a dick pic. Charming.
IT’S LEVEL 7 CALM DOWN
ARE YOU EXPECTING A RICH KID LIKE WINSTON TO USE A COMMONER’S MEDICINE LIKE A POTION?
can we just talk about Ralts’ nickname tho
LATRICE IS EVERYTHING
Take the nudes and go, friend
the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
romance is truly alive