unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

unexplained-events:

Crab emerging from its old shell and straight into my nightmares.

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

dutchster:

me on tinder

image

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

paragonpoint:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

from the way this is laid out it looks like gerard way is kind of just part of the high school musical cast until you actually read the blurb there and now i’m pretty sure that gerard way in high school musical would be an excellent thing.

paragonpoint:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

from the way this is laid out it looks like gerard way is kind of just part of the high school musical cast until you actually read the blurb there and now i’m pretty sure that gerard way in high school musical would be an excellent thing.

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

When you come back after not being on for over a month with more followers than you left with. 

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and spilled fries

maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.